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Top 10 Flying Too Much

(March 9, 2008)

You know you are flying too much when:

1
The flight attendant already prepared your drink without asking what you needed.
2
The gate agent knows your name without looking at your boarding pass.
3
The TSA people notice than you are at the airport earlier than usual.
4
Your frequent flyer monthly summary prints on more than one page.
5
You have more boarding pass coupons in your wallet than business cards.
6
You find it less painfull to fly coast to coast than taking the subway downtown.
7
You can do the safety demonstration yourself.
8
It takes you 5 minutes to complete the in-flight magazine Sudoku because you did the same 10 times already before.
9
You do not remember when was the last time you had to travel coach on a coach ticket.
10
There is no more movies for you to watch on the entertainment system.

 

Cheers & Fly Safe!

PF.

 



From the author: You know the airlines are desperate when you have to fly coast to coast with doctor Zizmor smiling from the overhead bin (a NY subway frequent traveler).

 

 

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