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Top 10 Flight Delays

(March 10, 2008)

Your flight is so late that:

1
Airport monitors only display next day arrivals and departures.
2
The hotel and car rental shuttle buses are not running any more.
3
The only souls at the airport besides you and your plane mates are the cleaning crews.
4
Tomorrow's newspaper is already available.
5
Your are flying west but land at day brake.
6
You are the only one picking up a rental car.
7
Even the Fedex, DHL and UPS facilities are closed.
8
The only vehicle that drove by in the last 20 minutes was a crew shuttle bus.
9
The crew doesn't even bother preparing the cabin for landing and you are still laying down across 3 seats when the plane lands.
10
The ground crew is not 100% sure where you are coming from.

Cheers & Fly Safe!

PF.

 



From the author: You know the airlines are desperate when you have to fly coast to coast with doctor Zizmor smiling from the overhead bin (a NY subway frequent traveler).

 

 

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