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Crapules! |
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Voleurs! |
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Top
10 The Airline Industry Has Reached The Bottom
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(March
11, 2008)
The
airline industry has reached the bottom when:
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You
need to upgrade to get an aisle or window
seat. |
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2
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There
are more middle seats than aisle and window
seats together. |
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3
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The
only free water you can get is from the bathroom
sink. |
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4
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You
have to insert coins to open the bathroom
door. |
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5
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Seats
are auctioned at the gate for oversold flights
and if you get bumped the airline charges
you ticket change fees. |
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6
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Flight
attendants do commercials during the safety
demonstration. |
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7
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Life
jackets are for sale (but are yours to keep
for the next flight … lets be reasonable). |
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8
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First
class passengers have to purchase snack boxes. |
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9
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Pretzels
are sold by the ounce. |
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10
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You
have to fly coast to coast with an ad of doctor
Zizmor above your head (NY joke). |
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Cheers
& Fly Safe!
PF.
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From
the author: You know the airlines are desperate when you have to
fly coast to coast with doctor Zizmor smiling from the overhead
bin (a NY subway frequent traveler).
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