|
1
|
The
crew leaves the airplane while you are still
on board. |
|
2
|
The
only things actually moving around the airport
are snow plows. |
|
3
|
There
are more planes lined up on the taxiway for
take-off than cars at the adjacent highway
toll plaza. |
|
4
|
The
captain finished its announcement by "What
the hell …". |
|
5
|
You
can see more red lights in the cockpit than
on a jammed highway. |
|
6
|
All
lights just switched off to the crew's surprise. |
|
7
|
The
captain announcement starts with "Folks I
have some bad news for you …". |
|
8
|
The
plane starts its descent half an hour after
takeoff on a four hours flight and no announcements
are made. |
|
9
|
The
plane actually lands before you do. |
|
10
|
You
land before the plane actually does. |
