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Top 10 You Know You Are In The Middle Of Nowhere When

(April 1st, 2008)

You know you are in the middle of nowhere when:

1
The most advanced technology in the entire airport is your own cell phone and all announcements are done screaming.
2
All the airplanes serving the airport do not need jet bridges (that do not exist at that airport anyway).
3
The flight information is provided on a white board that never gets updated.
4
Rental car keys and contract are left on the counter after hours.
5
Airport parking is free.
6
Your rental car smells cigarette and can be seen in 80s movies.
7
Motel 6 is the best you can get in town.
8
Questions about local restaurants can only be answered by KFC, McDonald, Domino's Pizza or equivalent.
9
Beer and Moon-Shine are the national drinks.
10
Trailer parks are starting to look nice.

Cheers & Travel Safe!

PF.

 

 

 



From the author: You know the airlines are desperate when you have to fly coast to coast with doctor Zizmor smiling from the overhead bin (a NY subway frequent traveler).

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