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10 You Know You Are In The Middle Of Nowhere When
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(April
1st, 2008)
You know
you are in the middle of nowhere when:
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The
most advanced technology in the entire airport is
your own cell phone and all announcements are done
screaming. |
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All
the airplanes serving the airport do not need jet
bridges (that do not exist at that airport anyway). |
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The
flight information is provided on a white board
that never gets updated. |
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Rental
car keys and contract are left on the counter after
hours. |
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Airport
parking is free. |
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Your
rental car smells cigarette and can be seen in 80s
movies. |
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Motel
6 is the best you can get in town. |
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Questions
about local restaurants can only be answered by
KFC, McDonald, Domino's Pizza or equivalent. |
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Beer
and Moon-Shine are the national drinks. |
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Trailer
parks are starting to look nice. |
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Cheers
& Travel Safe!
PF.
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From
the author: You know the airlines are desperate when you have to
fly coast to coast with doctor Zizmor smiling from the overhead
bin (a NY subway frequent traveler).
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