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(June 1st, 2008)

I think it is better to go around NOW! because ...

1
There is a mountain goat standing on that cloud in front of us.
2
You are still descending in the cloud when the altimeter reaches 0.
3
There is something big with 4 legs using the runway to warm up at night.
4
You can read the placards on the airplane in front of you during the approach.
5
The runway has 4 lanes.
6
There is sign indicating “Airport 5 miles” next to the “runway”.
7
The runway looks much wider than it is long.
8
You can only see the runway through the side window.
9
The tower controller just screamed “STOOOOP” on the frequency. (that one happened and it is scary to hear …)
10
The tower controller keeps asking where you are when you are supposed to be in short final in front of him!

Cheers & Fly Safe!

PF.

 

 

 



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